In today’s world, many companies feel that article marketing is the best way to get their business or ideas out there. More companies seem to be turning to this form of advertisement than using banners or advertisements that usually get ignored. More commonly than not, companies hire ghostwriters to write articles for them. Professional ghostwriters are relatively inexpensive, and great at what they do.

Someone was half-asleep while producing the Lands’ End clothing catalog I received the other day. The attractive cover shows a pretty woman picking oranges and the headline, “Introducing Sun.Life: The most comfortable UPF clothing under the sun.” If someone doesn’t know what the acronym “UPF” stands for or what it does, there’s not one clue on the cover to guide them.

Book publishing templates are cover templates that are generally used by self publishing companies. Most mainstream publishers tend to use different cover designs for every book that they publish, but that is not to say that they won”t have generalized templates for certain genres. Mysteries and romances are subjects that respond well to the template form as this makes it easier for genre aficionado to pick out the books they want to read from a shelf full of assorted titles. People don”t seem to be put off by the fact that some publishing houses do work with book publishing templates so long as their work is out in the public domain.

I wrote this story using some old stories I have heard over the years. One day I combined them with a story line and came up with the following. Many of my friends told me I should publish it. I like (clean) jokes, and I like to write. So, here is my little story. I hope you will enjoy it.